When I get really bored with the internet late at night I peruse the craigslist personals partly because no one sexts me back. I noticed a spike of really old people posting ads like around the ages of 40-30 years of age. There’s a point where perusing the c-list personals gets really pathetic on their end cause you start to see people really wanting to be taken seriously about the whole “ltr” thing. Now I’m kind of forced to think of a reality where I get old, too old to really find someone and end up posting something like “Looking for MY one and ONly - 37” not as a desperate last attempt at love but as probably the only realistic way I’d ever get someone to look me over.

Today at Hooters with a few of my friends we got a really friendly waiter to sit down with us and sort of do a circle jerk of conversational questions with each of us, mostly about school or work. I got a bit uncomfortable because I had to be honest about it.